Cologne for Grandfather

There are a lot of different stories in my life which concerns colognes and perfumes. We have a big house and our grandfather lives with us. He has his own room. Our grandfather is a carpet - knight. All ladies of prone years in our district have a thing about him. If there is a strong scent of men's cologne in the house, it means that grandfather is going to the date with some of our neighbor. But our grandfather has a bad habit. He uses too much cologne. He says that he doesn't smell it. Almost every his birthday me or some of our relatives presented him a new bottle of one or another men's perfume. As he uses it much, it comes to end too fast. Sometimes it is impossible to stand too close to him. We tried to dishabituate him from this, but all our attempts were failed. And one day my son Aaron and my nephew Steven decided to play him up. I didn't know that they wanted to do this; otherwise I just wouldn't give them a chance. So, they mixed grandfather's cologne with a big part of spirit. That his cologne didn't loose the colour, they pour cognac to it. Next time when our dear grandfather prepared for the date, he sprinkled himself with this perfume and unfortunately hadn't smelled an alcohol. Of course, his date was failed, because the lady refused him, by reason he smacked as he visited a groggery. Sure! There is no woman who wants to go to the date with a tanked man. Besides, everybody on the street wondered that a man of his age can have a strong scent of an alcohol. Grandfather came home deeply upset and couldn't understand what the matter was. Than I found out that it was our boy's prank and asked them that they confess to the grandfather and that wash away their guilt, they gifted him new classic cologne of famous brand. It was offensive to grandfather, but he forgave them, but promised play back in his own coin.